that-stupid-tardis-sound: people who know me both on the internet and in real life must be so fucking confused
theperksofbeingasackofflour: um so my parents just found out that their old friend passed away and i don’t know her but i asked how she died guys it was lupus
kahilaks: Dr. Gregory House: I like being alone. At least, I convince myself that I’m better off that way. And then I met someone at a psychiatric hospital of all places. She changed me. And then she left. We’re better off alone. We suffer alone. Doesn’t matter if you’re a model husband, or father of the year. Tomorrow will be the same for you.
House: Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people.
18: You’re an atheist.
House: Only on Christmas and Easter. The rest of the time, it doesn’t really matter.
18: [Laughs.] Where’s the fun in that? A finite, un-mysterious universe…
House: It’s not about fun! It’s about the truth.
toastandapplesauce: “Reality is almost always wrong.” -Dr. House
you don’t need to depend on people who are gonna let you down– gregory house (via aalvid)
omgwang: Taylor swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in the condom
scuzzmutt: sprightlyvigilante: should i shower or play guitar why limit yourself
other teenagers: oh sweet my parents are gone for a whole week time to invite my friends and have a huge party
me: oh sweet my parents are gone for a whole week time to stay online until 6 am without being scared of my mother waking up and killing me
sn1ckl3fr1tz: i’m getting over this whole “my mum says if i get 178230912831 notes i can do such and such” this isn’t facebook people
zarry: people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
dekutree: there’s a shoe called toms? are there socks called jerrys? HA if u didn’t laugh i fucked your girlfriend last night
cakeylies: Tumblr is like a classroom, we have every type of person and then John Green is the really chill teacher everyone likes because he doesn’t mind if we curse a little and lets us listen to music during a test.
cockringtoss: why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
therighteous-cas: jointhefandomtheysaid: thearchangeltrickster: firetruckingawesomeness: randomlittlespark: haleytheasian: WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE leaving home is always hard That was beautiful. it’s also pretty hard to escape from hell That wasn’t as beautiful. accurate tho
deeeeandra: sixth grade teachers deserve a goddamn medal do you know how many “im so awkward xD” phases they have to deal with every year
passerbyboy: mother reminds me to take meds
phil-is-my-cat: luridafic: mirukaku: one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight” basically my social skills i seriously laughed at this for like 3 years
madasarabbit: Could you imagine doing an assignment on your favourite band?? ‘Where are your research notes?’ ‘I didn’t need any.’
fooboo24: you know you’ve hit the height of laziness when you procrastinate watching anime
two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
Chances of finding fanfic 100% Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001% Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46% Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38% Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%